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Your probably thinking"Chickens are'nt scary,why did the page name say chickens will take over the world?Well I'll tell you one thing....there harmless when your with someone.But when your alone you'd be safer with a vicious,hungry,mad lion with razer sharp claws and teeth.And trust me,they are smart.Look down @ how they nurse each other to health and stuff.
They will soon advance technoligy enough to kill every one....your probably thinking:maybe we can hide.
WRONG!!!!!!
I am ascaredededed though!!!!
Don't worry though,it's only coming out of my imagination!!!!What are you an idiot?!
As you go down you'll read about...chicken stuff.
One time((but not really) I was looking in the oven at a dead chicken being cooked in my house.At least.....I thought it was dead.I saw it's head pop up.Then it's wing.His two legs followed.And before you knew it,he was a healthy very much alive chicken.I started running as it pecked open the oven door.It chased after me.It grabbed a gun out of nowhere and shot @ me and i did the matrix and-anyway the point is...while your eating a chicken dinner,poke it in the eye to make sure it's dead.I geusssssss.
We found this evidence in a chicken coop. Its a drawing. There are talon marks all over it. THE CHICKENS DREW IT!
I'm half chicken and half retarded ape thingy, and I know that our chicken kind wouldn't do anything evil!
SHUT-UP AND GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU EVIL CHICKEN!
One time I was just inocently reading a book and then a chicken killed me!
Ok
What!? It's true!
SHUT-UP! YOU CAN'T BE DEAD! YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO GET THE LAST WORD IN DON'T YOU!?
No I don't
Im so cute. Come here and pet me.
Then bit your little fingers off and kill you!
Like I mean, look at what they do in your house when no ones around!
Im going to kill you when your sleeping.
Just think about what that chicken is thinking!!!!
